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25+ Best Sarcastic & Funny New Year Quotes In English


The year 2017 is just around the corner and like always millions of people makes New Year resolutions. Some people tend to do something extraordinary, some like to lose weight, some like to start jogging and there are few who want to do so much work that they will ultimately become rich. There are few people who accomplish their dreams and there are few who are same, as they were last year. So, to make Happy New Year 2017 exciting and funny for you today I’m going to share 25+ Best Sarcastic & Funny New Year Quotes just to make you smile.

If you ever feel disappointed just remember that you can do anything if you try. So, without further ado here are the top 25+ funny and sarcastic images of 2017 which will make you happy.

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25+ Best Sarcastic & Funny New Year Quotes:

The first image that we are sharing is for the people who were born in September. If you are born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. In case you didn’t understand the image then it’s time to do some maths.

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The second one that we are sharing is also really funny and it’s for all those people who want to lose some weight. My New Year resolution is to lose weight or buy a big basket.

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Here comes another one for the motivated people, New Year resolution … More time on Treadmill.


Temporary people? Yeah, right. Dear 2017, Make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.


Time to change my lifestyle. Well, this image is definitely for you. My New Year Resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.


Some people have expectations that the New Year will bring more peace and sincerity in their life. Well, that’s not correct. Here is a funny expectations vs reality meme.


Remember the movie 2012? Well, in that movie you were told that the planet earth will be no more. Well, today is the forth death anniversary of our planet.


The biggest mistake a person makes every year. So, be prepared for this mistake soon.

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Another funny image for the motivated geeks. My new year resolution will be to GYM and do some hardcore running but the reality is completely different.


Well, somebody made this post a bit nerdy one. My New Year Resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280×1024 like always. Thanks for asking.


And there are some people who don’t care at all.


Some people are like this. Dear 2016, I’m glad you’re over.


No Regrets


This one is my favorite. Resolution for 2017 == No expectations, No Disappointment.

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Me on New Year’s Eve.


This year I’m going to tell more people to f**k off.


There are some who don’t have any New Year resolution. Their words are, I don’t have a New Year’s resolution, you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.


I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.


Today at the gym i asked a girl what her New Year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so i’m pretty excited for 2017.


Let’s see what Barrack Obama, the ex president of USA has to say about New Year 2017


Happy New Year? Well, better be or heads will role.



Everyone is so concerned with 2015, they forgot what’s coming in 2017.


This is Sparta? No, This is 2017.



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